Welcome to Gainful Bhaji

HELLO. I DRAW THINGS.

Illustration, questionable creative decisions and an increasingly elaborate collection of niche interests.

coffee first. decisions later.
Gainful Bhaji sitting on the back step with coffee
Gainful Bhaji drawing on an iPad

SO ... WHAT THE HELL IS A GAINFUL BHAJI?

GAIN·FUL BHA·JI /ˈɡeɪnfəɫ/ ˈbɑːdʒi/ N.

  1. A breed of creative individual sustained primarily by large quantities of cheese and cucumbers.
  2. Noted for falling asleep mid-conversation and screaming at entirely foreseeable in-game events.
  3. Exhibits alarming resilience in the face of terrible chairs and open flames.

See also: “productive gremlin,” “creative combustion,” “fire hazard (artistic).”

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